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They even got their own island🤦

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    I was hanging out with this girl my age in high school a lot, we were both 17, I thought it was going well, then some full grown adult said she was pretty at Walmart and I had to move on with my life.

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      When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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      Hey, we're name siblings!

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        Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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        Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

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          This is what wars are for. Young men slaughter each other while old men bang the young women.

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          I thought wars were for oil?

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            Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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              I thought wars were for oil?

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              Wars seem to predate oil by ... a few thousand years.

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                Yeah in my high school, a girl I knew got into serious trouble for trying to bring her 25 year old boyfriend to junior prom, when she was 16. 😩 For some reason, the district allowed it. 😭😭

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                Cause the men in charge could relate

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                • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                  Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

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                  Cus 12 is waay too young… but not 13 /s

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                    Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

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                    We can't count it because they don't report it.

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                      When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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                      I saw that kind of thing too. I figured those girls were probably dating the popular guys our age. A while later I found out that not even those guys were dating them. It was the 20 to 30 somethings.

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                        competing with grown men

                        competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                          competing with grown men

                          competing with grown conservatives. the list is almost to 1500 examples.

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                          Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

                          Answer: (your comment)

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                            being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

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                              One thing I HATE about military bases. All the E1 soldiers wandering the local high schools looking for girls. Was really sickening

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                              Bro it was such a shit show when I was growing up.

                              Just military bros spending their entire military paycheck on a mustang and picking up high school girls.

                              Still remember my friend crying/begging for help because military bro didn't get sex and wanted to beat her up. And this dirtbag was going to get shipped with a rifle to some brown country.

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                                When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

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                                My wife's sister dated a guy in his 30s when she was 19.

                                So much trauma for a decade.

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                                  being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

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                                  Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

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                                  • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

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                                    So, what, 13 year old girls (children) should be pursuing adult men? The fuck are you getting at here?

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                                      Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

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                                        Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

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                                        ā€œGuysā€ and ā€œfemales.ā€

                                        Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren't into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.

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                                          Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

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                                          Well, with that attitude…

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