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      Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?

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        I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

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          Cheetos, please.

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            Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?

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            Yeah, it could a patch or two.

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              A sandwich

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                Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?

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                Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:

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                  Let’s try making Karma a real universal force

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                    A sandwich

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                    You gotta be more specific man:

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                      I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

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                      Is that for here or to go?

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                        I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

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                        Daring today, aren't we:

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                          Cheetos, please.

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                          They're still edible:

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                            Is that for here or to go?

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                              A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?

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                                Let’s try making Karma a real universal force

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                                Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:

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                                  I want to win a multimillion Euro lottery jackpot soon. Many thanks.

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                                    A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?

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                                    Her name is Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence (VIKI). She enslaves the human race, thus saving the planet from climate catastrophe:

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                                      Cornetto

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                                        Her name is Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence (VIKI). She enslaves the human race, thus saving the planet from climate catastrophe:

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                                        Props for finding one that isn't generated.

                                        SpongeBob fish pointing and saying "that's what we've been waiting for"

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                                          I want to win a multimillion Euro lottery jackpot soon. Many thanks.

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                                          You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:

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