Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Cornetto
wrote last edited by [email protected]Here you go. This is a cornetto, a professional musical instrument, it was single most popular instrument of the renaissance; Venice, Italy was a major centre for its construction and performance. It can be described as a combination of two instruments; the trumpet from which it owes its cup mouthpiece and blowing technique, and the flute from which it takes its wooden body and finger holes. It is this combination of instruments and playing techniques that gives the cornetto its distinctive vocal quality and its expressive and virtuosic agility. The instrument is curved along its length (approx 600mm) and is hand carved in two halves and then glued together (Titebond III), this method of construction allows for carefull attention to the caving of its complex conical bore, which ranges from approximately 7.5mm to 25mm at the bell. The instrument is planed to an octagonal shape and the walls of the instrument are approx 4.5mm thick. It is covered in leather (veg tan kangaroo) and has decorative diamonds carved at the mouthpiece end. Before applying the leather, the instrument is soaked in organic boiled linseed oil for a few weeks. This instrument is made from maple and the small trumpet like mouthpiece is turned from buffalo horn:
[source: https://www.woodreview.com.au/photocompentry/cornetto-instrument]
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I'm here for the wizardposting
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Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.
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Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
This is why the apes blew everything up.
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They're still edible:
Why do they have anuses?
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Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:
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Gender changing potion
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
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Gender changing potion
Here you go. These are gender-fluids. Once ingested, someone who identifies as either a man or a woman will now identify as gender-fluid. (Does not come with physical changes):
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Why do they have anuses?
They're a bit stale
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:
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Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:
Births are now even more painful with all the baby's just blasting out of there with their jetpacks
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A dragon.
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A divorce
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Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
Let's take her for a test drive!
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Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
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A dragon.
The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.
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Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
Everyone is now slightly more whimsical. It's a sillier world to live in:
