Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)... oh, and while you're at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I'd appreciate it, but fully understand if that's too much of an ask.
You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:
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You open your eyes. Memories of past and future rush through your head at the same time: it's too much for one person to handle!
It's still all my memories, I can handle it. Send me in coach
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A soft place to land for my kids. I’m tired.
Hope this helps:
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I can only grant you one wish. You'll have to choose between the boyfriend or the money.
boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won't fill the void
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boyfriend it is then, money is just nifty it won't fill the void
You go to an intimate gathering, just friends. A guy you've never seen before introduces himself. He has everything you're looking for; just a well-adjusted and wholesome human being. You're also everything he's looking for and so you spend your lives together. Everything is so great that you can't imagine living without him. He dies a decade before you do, leaving you to pick up the pieces.
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One (1) fall of capitalism please
You got it. Post apocalyptic scenario ends all forms of investment and monetary exchange. We go back to the barter system:
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A socialist organization of the economy, where everyone works less and less during the week as technology advances and assists, but doesn't replace, the labor pool.
You manage to enact a socialist economy in one country for a few years. But the rest of the globe is still largely capitalist. Your president is assassinated, ushering in a pro-capitalist dictatorship:
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I'd like to be the sole owner of all global patents required for an effective, sustainable, eco-friendly solution to removing and recycling microplastics from earth's environment.
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Hope this helps:
I really want one
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More LUIGIS
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Donald John Trump to never be born
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I had dinner last night, but I didn't like it that much. Can you change my memories of the whole situation?
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The Combine off Earth. I want the Combine off Earth!
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I would like sanity to be part of our country again. Too big an ask?
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I would like sanity to be part of our country again. Too big an ask?
wrote last edited by [email protected]monkeys paw curls
Granted. Fascist authoritarianism are now the norm and are considered "sane" by the majority of the world
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Greater empathy is everyone’s ultimate goal, rather than wealth, fame, sexual conquests, etc.
In a flash, everyone's prime directive is empathy. Our modern systems of government based on greed and sex drive crumble away. In its place rises the Feelings Bureaucracy; a dictatorial government in which social offenses, inflicted on the unified society of empathic feelers, is punished severely. The fastest way to deal with bad actors to ensure they do not make others feel bad is to execute them. In response, the world develops a culture of putting another's needs before one's own, or else:
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More LUIGIS
wrote last edited by [email protected]Luigi mania sweeps the nation! People fill public spaces and convention halls in full Luigi garb: it's a bit of nuisance.
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I had dinner last night, but I didn't like it that much. Can you change my memories of the whole situation?
Done. You no longer remember the last ten years of your life:
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You manage to enact a socialist economy in one country for a few years. But the rest of the globe is still largely capitalist. Your president is assassinated, ushering in a pro-capitalist dictatorship:
Neoliberalism was born in Chile Neoliberalism will die in Chile!
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A bagel.
No. Wait.
Two bagels.
