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Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

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  • jimmux@programming.devJ [email protected]

    Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.

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    Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:

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      Gender changing potion

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        Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore

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          Gender changing potion

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          Here you go. These are gender-fluids. Once ingested, someone who identifies as either a man or a woman will now identify as gender-fluid. (Does not come with physical changes):

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            Why do they have anuses?

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            They're a bit stale

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              Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore

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              Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?

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                I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.

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                  I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.

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                  Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:

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                  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                    Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:

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                    Births are now even more painful with all the baby's just blasting out of there with their jetpacks

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                      A dragon.

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                        A divorce

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                        • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                          Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:

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                          Let's take her for a test drive!

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                            Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?

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                            Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please

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                              A dragon.

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                              The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.

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                                Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please

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                                Everyone is now slightly more whimsical. It's a sillier world to live in:

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                                  Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please

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                                    Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please

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                                    Sure. Here are some berries that will go moldy in 3 days:

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                                      I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore

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                                      • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                                        You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:

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                                        In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler

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                                          In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler

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                                          From Tue. July 22 2025 . But your friend is probably already rich and is hiding it from you.

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