The US will get Greenland, otherwise it is an "unfriendly act" from Denmark, says Trump
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peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
This has some string Mafia vibes.
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jmcs@discuss.tchncs.dereplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
But evil Greenlanders don't allow virtuous oil companies to ruin their environment to get the oil. Someone needs to liberate all that oil /s
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breakingcups@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
At least we learned that SapphireSphinx is your alternate account.
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jeena@piefed.jeena.netreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Perhaps there is a deal to be made, the US can have Greenland and they in turn give them the same area but on their main land.
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peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
It's an insider in !ich_iel@feddit.org to tell everyone is everyone's alternate and to copy comments which were posted twice.
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quittenbrot@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
You know where his stupid Mar-a-Lago is? Even he should realise that this would put his tacky temple into Denmark.
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randelung@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
On the one hand, you don't want to be stuck with Florida. On the other, those are usually red electoral votes...
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bravesilvernest@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Whoawhoawhoa...wait, actually no, I'm down.
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curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
I volunteer wholeheartedly to live in the state given to Denmark! Maybe trump will want to get rid of a blue state...
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bytejunk@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Looks like conventional politicians don't know how to deal with trump.
You don't say "no". You say "I'll trade it for California".
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p1nkman@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
We'll gladly take California!
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Why do we need Greenland?
Is it because they make cheap eggs? Is that it?
They are a magical island that has chickens who lay golden eggs every 5 minutes and eggs cost only $0.13/dozen.
Is that it?
Is it?
IS it?
IS IT!!!!!
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federalreverse@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Europeans had massive issues with Trump last time around already. But iirc, the Korean and Japanese governments were on good terms. Not sure whether there might be a lesson there.
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guy@piefed.socialreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
I'd say it's more of an unfriendly act when a friend comes and demands to get your things than if an enemy does
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endeavor@sopuli.xyzreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
I think us wants greenland so it has somewhere to put its death camps
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
In some centuries, there will be games like Donald 3 making fun of the absurdity of dying in/for/because-of the Arctic over thawing glaciers.
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Just look at the former German foreign minister, who is calling for conquering Canada.
σ Gabriel is at it again.
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evotech@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Yeah, trump only responds well to force
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
What about Аля́ска?
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elvith@feddit.orgreplied to Guest 30 days ago last edited by
Yeah, but Denmark then also needs to pay for the border wall around California!!!1111oneeleven
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