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    https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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      sudo ls

      ..?

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        Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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          Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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            sudo ls

            ..?

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            $ sudo make me a sandwich

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              sudo ls

              ..?

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              hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
              
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                hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                
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                Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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                • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                  Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

                  regna@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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                    This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                    • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                      I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                        $ sudo make me a sandwich

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                        -bash: sudo: command not found

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                          Cancel
                          eza porn

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                            This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                            I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                              hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                              
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                              TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                                Submitting my selfie like...

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                                  I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                                  Please don't do this.

                                  Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                    Please don't do this.

                                    Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                    But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                      But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                      You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                                        TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                                        I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                                        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                                          pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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