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  • T [email protected]

    As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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    As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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    • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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      My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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      • A [email protected]

        you dare assume my package manager.

        alias stroke="rm"
        for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
        
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        I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. 😉

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        • S [email protected]

          2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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          But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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            But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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            Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

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