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    As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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    #44

    That isn't apple, it's gnome

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    • B [email protected]

      I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

      • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
      • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
      • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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      Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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      • R [email protected]

        I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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        #46

        finger

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        • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

          I see you've heard of onedrive πŸ˜„

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          It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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          • H [email protected]

            sudo ls

            ..?

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            #48

            sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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              finger

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              fsck

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              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                  fsck

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                  #51

                  mommy

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                  • R [email protected]

                    I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                    alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                    • N [email protected]

                      https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                      Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                      • T [email protected]

                        As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                        #54

                        Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                        • Z [email protected]

                          Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                          2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                            Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                            Are you me?

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                            • P [email protected]

                              This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                              lol neat!

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                                alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                you dare assume my package manager.

                                alias stroke="rm"
                                for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                
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                                • T [email protected]

                                  As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                  IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                    technologic-

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                      As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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                                      • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                        My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          you dare assume my package manager.

                                          alias stroke="rm"
                                          for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                          
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                                          I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. πŸ˜‰

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