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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

    Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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    I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

    • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
    • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
    • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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      Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

      On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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        Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

        I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

        https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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          Wait... That is my face ID!

          Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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            https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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            I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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              As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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              That isn't apple, it's gnome

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                I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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                Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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                  I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                  finger

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                  • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                    It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                      sudo ls

                      ..?

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                      sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                        finger

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                        fsck

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                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                          They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                          Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                            fsck

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                            mommy

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                              I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                              alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                                Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                  As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                  Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                    Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                                    2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                      Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                      Are you me?

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                                        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                        lol neat!

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                                          alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                          you dare assume my package manager.

                                          alias stroke="rm"
                                          for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                          
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