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  • L [email protected]

    I thought it was reported to Santa?

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    Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas.
    Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

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    • S [email protected]

      A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...

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      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      • S [email protected]

        And then they just dropped that entire plotline

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        They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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        • P [email protected]

          You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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          Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

          Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

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          • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

            $ sudo make me a sandwich

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            $ whoami

            a_sandwich

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            • N [email protected]

              https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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              As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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              • C [email protected]

                TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

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                • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                  Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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                  I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                    They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                    Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

                    On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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                    • K [email protected]

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                      Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

                      I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

                      https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                        Wait... That is my face ID!

                        Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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                          https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                          I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                            As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                            That isn't apple, it's gnome

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                              I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                              • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                              • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                              • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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                              Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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                                I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                                finger

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                                • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                  I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                                  It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                                  • H [email protected]

                                    sudo ls

                                    ..?

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                                    sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                                      finger

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                                      fsck

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                                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                        They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                                        Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                                        • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          fsck

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                                          mommy

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