ls homework/
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wait... That is my face ID!
Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
That isn't apple, it's gnome
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I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:
- Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
- What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
- What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
Sounds like what I remember from Larry.
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
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I see you've heard of onedrive
It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!
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sudo ls
..?
sudoersgetting renamed togrownups -
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They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Q fixed it for his favorite pet
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
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Definetly Santa's nice list…
2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.
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Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
Are you me?
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This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???
lol neat!
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done -
As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
wrote on last edited by [email protected]IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
technologic-
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.
