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  • B [email protected]

    I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

    • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
    • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
    • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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    Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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    • R [email protected]

      I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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      finger

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      • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        I see you've heard of onedrive πŸ˜„

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        It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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        • H [email protected]

          sudo ls

          ..?

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          sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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            finger

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            fsck

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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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              Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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              • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                fsck

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                mommy

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                • R [email protected]

                  I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                  alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                  • N [email protected]

                    https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                    Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                    • T [email protected]

                      As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                      #54

                      Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                      • Z [email protected]

                        Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                        2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                          Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                          Are you me?

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                          • P [email protected]

                            This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                            lol neat!

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                            • R [email protected]

                              alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                              you dare assume my package manager.

                              alias stroke="rm"
                              for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                              
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                              • T [email protected]

                                As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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                                  alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                  technologic-

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                                    As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                    As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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                                    • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                      My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        you dare assume my package manager.

                                        alias stroke="rm"
                                        for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                        
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                                        I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. πŸ˜‰

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                                          2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                          But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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