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  • Z [email protected]

    Definetly Santa's nice list…

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    #55

    2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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      Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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      #56

      Are you me?

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      • P [email protected]

        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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        lol neat!

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        • R [email protected]

          alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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          you dare assume my package manager.

          alias stroke="rm"
          for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
          
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          • T [email protected]

            As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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            #59

            IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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              alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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              #60

              technologic-

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                As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                #61

                As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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                • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                  My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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                  • A [email protected]

                    you dare assume my package manager.

                    alias stroke="rm"
                    for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                    
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                    #63

                    I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. 😉

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                      2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                      But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                        Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

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