ls homework/
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
That isn't apple, it's gnome
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I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:
- Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
- What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
- What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
Sounds like what I remember from Larry.
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
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I see you've heard of onedrive
It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!
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sudo ls
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sudoersgetting renamed togrownups -
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They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Q fixed it for his favorite pet
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
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Definetly Santa's nice list…
2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.
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Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
Are you me?
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This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???
lol neat!
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done -
As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
wrote on last edited by [email protected]IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
technologic-
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.
