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    TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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    You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

      Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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      I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

      • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
      • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
      • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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        Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

        On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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        • K [email protected]

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          Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

          I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

          https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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            Wait... That is my face ID!

            Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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              https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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              I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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              • T [email protected]

                As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                That isn't apple, it's gnome

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                • B [email protected]

                  I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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                  Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                    finger

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                    • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                      I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                      It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                      • H [email protected]

                        sudo ls

                        ..?

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                        sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                        • D [email protected]

                          finger

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                          fsck

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                          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                            They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                            Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                            • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              fsck

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                              mommy

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                              • R [email protected]

                                I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                                alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                • N [email protected]

                                  https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                                  Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                    Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                    • Z [email protected]

                                      Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                                      2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                        Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                        Are you me?

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                          lol neat!

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