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  • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    I see you've heard of onedrive πŸ˜„

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    It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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      sudo ls

      ..?

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      sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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        finger

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        fsck

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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          Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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          • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            fsck

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            mommy

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              I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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              alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                  As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                  Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                    Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                    2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                      Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                      Are you me?

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                      • P [email protected]

                        This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                        lol neat!

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                          alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                          you dare assume my package manager.

                          alias stroke="rm"
                          for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                          
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                            As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                            IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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                              alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                              technologic-

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                                As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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                                • redstrider@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                  My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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                                    you dare assume my package manager.

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                                    I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. πŸ˜‰

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                                      2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                      But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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                                        Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

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