ls homework/
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I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
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Definetly Santa's nice list…
2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.
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Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.
Are you me?
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This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???
lol neat!
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done -
As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
wrote on last edited by [email protected]IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.
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alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"
technologic-
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As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real
As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years
My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.
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you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; doneI don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago.
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2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.
But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.
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But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.
Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.
