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  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

    They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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    Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

    On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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      Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

      I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

      https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        Wait... That is my face ID!

        Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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          https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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          I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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            As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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            That isn't apple, it's gnome

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              I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

              • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
              • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
              • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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              Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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                I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                finger

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                • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                  It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                    sudo ls

                    ..?

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                    sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                      finger

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                      fsck

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                        Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                        • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          fsck

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                          mommy

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                            I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                            alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                              https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                              Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                  Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                                  2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                    Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                    Are you me?

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                                      This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                      lol neat!

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                                        alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                        you dare assume my package manager.

                                        alias stroke="rm"
                                        for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                        
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                                          As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                          IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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