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  • P [email protected]

    You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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    Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

    Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

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    • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

      $ sudo make me a sandwich

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      $ whoami

      a_sandwich

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        https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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        As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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        • C [email protected]

          TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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          You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

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          • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

            Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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            I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

            • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
            • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
            • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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              Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

              On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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              • K [email protected]

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                Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

                I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

                https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                  Wait... That is my face ID!

                  Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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                    https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                    I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                      As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                      That isn't apple, it's gnome

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                      • B [email protected]

                        I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

                        • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
                        • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
                        • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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                        Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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                        • R [email protected]

                          I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                          finger

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                          • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                            It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                            • H [email protected]

                              sudo ls

                              ..?

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                              sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                                finger

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                                fsck

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                                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                  They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                                  Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                                  • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    fsck

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                                    mommy

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                                    • R [email protected]

                                      I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                                      alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                                        Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                          Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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