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  • K [email protected]

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    Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

    I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

    https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      Wait... That is my face ID!

      Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

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        https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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        I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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          As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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          That isn't apple, it's gnome

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            I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

            • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
            • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
            • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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            Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

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              I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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              finger

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              • miguel@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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                  sudo ls

                  ..?

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                  sudoers getting renamed to grownups

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                    finger

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                    fsck

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                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

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                      Q fixed it for his favorite pet

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                      • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                        fsck

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                        mommy

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                          I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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                          alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                            https://anarres.family/@olivvybee/114936476757658910

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                            Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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                              As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                              Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                Definetly Santa's nice list…

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                                2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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                                  Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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                                  Are you me?

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                                    This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                                    lol neat!

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                                      alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                      you dare assume my package manager.

                                      alias stroke="rm"
                                      for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
                                      
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                                        As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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                                        IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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                                          alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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                                          technologic-

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