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I can fix her

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  • L [email protected]

    crazy people need dick too

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    But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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    • M [email protected]

      God that movie sucked ass.

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      I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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      • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

        Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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        As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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        • M [email protected]

          God that movie sucked ass.

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          I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

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          • T [email protected]

            Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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            Let him go. Folks all the way on bpd bullshit just leave you wrecked until you decide to stay away. Maybe he'll get better, I've had respected friends and partners who did, but it ain't worth waiting for and being broken over and over in the meantime

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            • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

              "I can fix her"?

              She can break me.

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              Both are fun. Then we can do a crazy ex girlfriend off.

              (I will win)

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              • M [email protected]

                But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                Wow, bigot.

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                • toomanypancakes@piefed.worldT [email protected]

                  There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                  In my experience the patient's desire is not a factor.

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                  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                    Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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                    • O [email protected]

                      Wow, bigot.

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                      One of the medical clinic nurses at the state Psych hospital I worked at would give any patient a condom if they asked and not tell anyone. Like. It was known to administration and it was one of her official responsibilities to do so, but she would not reveal who she gave them to or keep any records. We would absolutely stop them if we caught them but you can't always catch people before they make a wholeass new person.

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                        I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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                        Original is decent, but won't live up to the hype. The second... just ... don't.

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                          Wow, bigot.

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                          My comment was in no way about who deserves to procreate, but who gets to have the fun of the process.

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                            #35

                            There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

                            A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                              You can get keen and competent without them being crazy

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                                Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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                                live on the edge? like edging? the sigma male grindset reference?!?!

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                                • apytele@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                                  Men love BPD chicks because we'll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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                                  Oh, yeah definitely. My first love had BDP and I'm still riding scars from those 5 years. Best head tho.

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