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    I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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      You have two pizze

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        "Lasagnagna"

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          If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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          They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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            Cause lassagna is just stacks

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              If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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                  Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                    music plays

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                      I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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                      Not the way I make my lasagnas.

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                        According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                        Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                          You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                          You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                          Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                            Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                            Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                              I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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                              Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

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                                Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                                Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                                  If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                                  Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                                    Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                                    Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                                      Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                                      You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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                                        Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                                        So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                                          So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                                          Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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