Deep dish thought
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If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
They won't let you order sloppy steaks. But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
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Cause lassagna is just stacks
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If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
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According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
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I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
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According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
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You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
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Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
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I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
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Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
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If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
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Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?
Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
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Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
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Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me
So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
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So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?
Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches
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But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
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If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
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You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
