Anon gets philosophical
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Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.
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This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!
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I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
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50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
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I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
i still havent found what im looking for
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as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
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Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
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I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
And I hope we’re imagining the same kind of suckerfish.
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I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj.
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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
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This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
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It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
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Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
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Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
Let me introduce you to my wife
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I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
Huh... So, out of curiosity, how does Willem Dafoe smell?
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"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...
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I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
and not a rabid pig
But that's the best part!
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I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.
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I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.
