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    You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

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    • master@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

      But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

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      Then he already has the number

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        It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.

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        Hey hi how're you doing?

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          I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

          Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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          It's a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?

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            Internet is fucked.

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            Yeah but this is old fashioned internet fucked and i approve.

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              Of course I'm taking it off.
              Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!

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              It was Ted Cruz

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                It's a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?

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                You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.

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                  It was Ted Cruz

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                  With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.

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                    Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that

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                    Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.

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                      You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.

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                      Right, im explaining (a little of) how they're missing the point.

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                        This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

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                        But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.

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                          But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.

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                          You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-

                          and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.

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                          • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                            She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don't want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.

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                            Hormonal imbalances can worsen the symptoms of depression.

                            But maybe talk and see if she has a desire to be more intimate but just isn't ever in the mood, or if she doesn't have a desire to be more intimate. Because if the desire isn't there, that could be a different thing like maybe being ace.

                            My wife found she was low on T because she didn't like never feeling horny and asked her Dr. Her depression has improved since she started hormone supplements too.

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                              I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

                              Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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                              Perhaps most women wouldn't, but Bill Cosby might.

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                                I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

                                Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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                                what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??

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                                  You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.

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                                  Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the abyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.

                                  Even if it's, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.

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                                    I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

                                    Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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                                    This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this unless you're doing some kind of roleplay thing with your partner in the bedroom. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby's dog or some shit.

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                                      You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

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                                      I love how you think

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                                        You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

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                                        ::: spoiler (NSFW?) spoiler
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                                          I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

                                          Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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                                          I thought Marco Pole-blow was one of those universal games everyone grew up playing.

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