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Vitamins are good but idk....

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    Accident and emergency people?

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    I think it is accident and emergency wards

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      I think it is accident and emergency wards

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      Now the sentence makes more sense ....

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        There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

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        I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

        It's a better punchline imo.

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          I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."

          It's a better punchline imo.

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          What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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            What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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            Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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              Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

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              That doesn't answer anyone's question.

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                What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                  I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                    What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

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                    Black humor is an important coping mechanism

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                      Black humor is an important coping mechanism

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                      Not everyone has to cope, especially with such subjects, which makes it a worse punch line.

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                        Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.

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                          I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                          Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.

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                            Fuck what a terrible day to have eyes.

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                            I curse the day I learned to read.

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                              Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                              But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                              I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.

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                                Bugs Bunny

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                                  I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                                  "accidentally"

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                                    Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk

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                                      Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.

                                      But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.

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                                      So we're gatekeeping humor now?

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                                        Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk

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                                        IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D

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                                          I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

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                                          Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.

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