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  • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

    Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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    I'm sorry what?

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    • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      It's called a rectum

      Jeez, it's even labeled

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      I hardly knew him.

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        not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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        You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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        • addie@feddit.ukA [email protected]

          I've seen that rectum before...

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          It's a butt dick, Ackchyually.

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          • wr5@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

            "This kills the penis."

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            Only until it's full of shit again.

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            • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

              This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

              esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

              ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

              If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

              Sigh

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              Maybe it knows but doesn't care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?

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              • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

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                  Are you a Hyena?

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                  Dam, this is a good one.

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                    found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                    So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?

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                    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      That "car" is a truck.

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                      Truck:

                      Car:

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                        How much of the public outcry against data collection has resulted in us getting an inferior product publicly.

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                        Alright guys, I found Sam Altman's lemmy account!

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                          I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.


                          *Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".

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                          manpregnation..

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                            You know, I thought I had seen enough on the internet that nothing would surprise me...

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                              that is gonna hurt like hell.

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                              It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                              • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                                Truck:

                                Car:

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                                That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                                  It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

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                                  1000001925

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                                    1000001925

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                                    LOL, girthy rod sounds.

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                                      That's an LKW and an emotional support vehicle

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                                      An LKW and an EKW

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                                        found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                                        My dream

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                                          found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                                          Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!

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