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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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    a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

    I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

    checks Amazon

    Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

    https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

    It looks like they go up to $126.

    Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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      We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

      EDIT: OH WAIT

      Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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      • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

        a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

        I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

        checks Amazon

        Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

        https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

        It looks like they go up to $126.

        Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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        This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

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        • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

          We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

          EDIT: OH WAIT

          Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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          An egg. My kingdom for an egg!

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          • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

            We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

            EDIT: OH WAIT

            Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

            stinky@redlemmy.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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            I didn't vote for him.

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            • P [email protected]

              This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

              tal@lemmy.todayT This user is from outside of this forum
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              Oh, good catch.

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              • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                Oh, good catch.

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                Remember when things were....affordable?

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                • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                  I ate this onion quite hard

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                  • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                    We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

                    EDIT: OH WAIT

                    Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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                    Worth more than $100 these days.

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                    • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                      We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

                      EDIT: OH WAIT

                      Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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                      Which wasn't even "paid out"

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                      • M [email protected]

                        Worth more than $100 these days.

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                        Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️

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                        • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                          I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                          • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                            Haha! You don't have a democracy to swap!

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                            • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                              Sure... plus tax.

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                                Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                                • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                                  a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                                  I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                                  checks Amazon

                                  Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                                  https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                                  It looks like they go up to $126.

                                  Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                                  My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I'll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay "full" price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.

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                                  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                    Bait was never this believable before.

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                                    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                      I mean, this is more or less what happened in November.

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                                      • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC [email protected]

                                        I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                                        That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.

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                                        • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                                          how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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