Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.
EDIT: OH WAIT
Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu
Which wasn't even "paid out"
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Worth more than $100 these days.
Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!
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I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.
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Haha! You don't have a democracy to swap!
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Sure... plus tax.
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Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?
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a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who
I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.
checks Amazon
Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:
https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS
It looks like they go up to $126.
Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.
My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I'll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay "full" price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.
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Bait was never this believable before.
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I mean, this is more or less what happened in November.
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I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.
That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.
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Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?
how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?
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the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".
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how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?
Apparently that sounds fucking fantastic to the average voter.
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They already did, and the gift card has also been spent...
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The Americans already did, for the promise of cheap eggs and an ethnostate.
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I thought it would've been a Wal-Mart gift card.
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Still waiting on my gift card...
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a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who
I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.
checks Amazon
Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:
https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS
It looks like they go up to $126.
Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.
I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers
It's not, these are the promises, like cheap eggs, affordable groceries and $1.98/gallon gasoline.
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Remember when things were....affordable?
Not Keurig coffee makers.
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Strange closing paragraph.
the highest they’d been since 1996 when 80% of Americans stated that they would live under an Islamic theocracy in exchange for a $50 gift card to Radio Shack.
