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  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

    You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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    No, we need a better answer for why.

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      12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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      Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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        What's for dinner tonight mom?

        Unborn chicken.

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        • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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          There's another comm for this I think.

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            No this is the least gross aspic.

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            I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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              I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

              However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                  Rip melon!

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                    Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

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                    • T [email protected]

                      No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                      Sir this is a Wendy's

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                        There's another comm for this I think.

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                        • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                          I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                          That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                          From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                            I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamey pit roast.

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                            I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.

                            Out of context that just sounds weird.

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                              No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                              That's illegal!

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                                Add a Kool-Aid

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                                  Yeah, there is a reason I didn't know the word "aspic". What an abomination.

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                                    Is this british food?

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                                      From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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                                      I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it's probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.

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                                        I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                                        However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                                        Maybe it had a personality.

                                        From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.

                                        But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria eat their bodies. I'm all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun and I dont want to die of hunger.

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                                          Maybe it had a personality.

                                          From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.

                                          But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria eat their bodies. I'm all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun and I dont want to die of hunger.

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                                          These tendies didn’t die of old age.

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