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i don't know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti
Maybe they will incorrectly claim you've died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That'd be one for the record books.
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Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn't do much.
I would read a book about a mild-mannered IT expert who simply can't be killed, but otherwise goes about their job normally.
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Gas station pizza roll? Respect.
That's just how I roll.
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Something stemming from me being overweight.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]1 car accident
2 age related (heart attack, cancer, getting sick when too old to deal with normal sicknesses)
3 firearms accident
4 house fire
5 underestimating a sickness
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6 workplace accident (manufacturing) -
Maybe they will incorrectly claim you've died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That'd be one for the record books.
Have a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”
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Considering the 30+ year long streak of pure good luck in my life I'll probably get cancer when I hit 50.
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some prick in an oversized truck
Or someone texting and driving.
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Some kind of vascular accident or cancer I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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On March 4th, 2033 at 6:32am local time I will trip and fall walking downstairs. Where I will smack my head on the newel post at the bottom, breaking my neck and causing a severe skull fracture. I will lie semi-conscious on the floor for the next 16 minutes and 27 seconds before expiring at 6:50am local time.
I don't know what happens after that.
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Most likely inappropriate sarcasm. Or an angry mob. What.....I'm not a people person, okay??
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God willing, age? Natural death as they call it, ideally 85+. If not, probably lung or stomach cancer. Hopefully in my old age, again.
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Most likely a skiing/mountain biking/car/surfing/hiking/tragic boating accident would be my best guess, other than cancer... If you're not suicidal, a risk taker or into extreme sports it's most likely going to be cancer though
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A total breakdown of society at some point in the next decade
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My most likely cause of death is the same as most men my age:
Falling off a ladder.
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Suicide as my body/finances will have deteriorated to the point where life isn't worth living.
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Cancer
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Heart attack
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Just like the old fortune teller said!
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Barring any sort of major accident. Almost certainly suicide.
But not in an "I'm depressed, get me out of here by any means necessary kind of way."
More in the, if I have terminal disease, or am otherwise going to be suffering a slow painful death, or I'll be a burden to those around me because of health limitations, I'll take myself out of the equation quite logically and happily.
So in that regard, there are only two possibilities; sudden accident, or taking care of it myself when the alternative is a slow decline.
And yes, old age is just another terminal disease, just on a longer timescale.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm Canadian. I'll probably die in an internment camp for Trump Derangement Syndrome when the US annexes us.
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some prick in an oversized truck
I wanted to agree but then I remembered my last scooter accident had nothing to do with a bad car driver and everything to do with me getting distracted by dogs and crashing into a fence. Thankfully for everyone else and myself I stick to bike trails and try not to venture into real traffic.
