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    I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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      Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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        You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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        I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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          I would turn every star to poo, including black holes

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          enough poo = black hole

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            I'd love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!

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            Eat a bunch of apple seeds

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              Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?

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                Orange and black

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                  You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don't take that one.

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                  I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse

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                    When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                    Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                    Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                      Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

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                      You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                      • steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                        When we say lifetime supply of thorium.
                        Does it mean the receivers lifetime
                        Or the thorium's lifetime???

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                        Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                          You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                          Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                            Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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                            Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of...uhh...idk who the main character is)

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                              You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                              Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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                                Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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                                Poopsmith origin story

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                                  Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm... think.... Uhhh... Hm.

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                                    The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

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                                      Poopsmith origin story

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                                      You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead

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                                        Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

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                                          You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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                                          I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

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