This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you

Is this post secretly a logic question?

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

Heh you says doodie

This seems like a D&D encounter

Buddy that spot is taken, don't make me sic The Muscle on you

Can you fix my car bruh

Better still, I'll fix your whole life so you don't need a car! 🤯

There's quite a few things to fix. Please get started

i miss wtmmp

Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

And everyone who is walking through those glass shards