I'm a 6'1" (185 cm) man with stupidly small size 3 US (EU 34) feet. I've never met another adult with smaller feet than me.

[moncharleskey@lemmy.zip]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UWVVLKZ56zM

[leggomylego@lemmings.world]

Yes that's essentially what's happened. And yes, definitely throws people off. Everyone's hands inevitably swallow mine during handshakes.

[leggomylego@lemmings.world]

So relatable! Love this show.

[geometrinen_gepardi@sopuli.xyz]

If I were you, I'd find a cordwainer to make custom leather shoes.

[leggomylego@lemmings.world]

Yes thinking about this as a treat for my birthday coming up. I have a few pairs of kid's dress shoes but they're pretty clunky - mostly designed for kids to wear at church. Near impossible to find something more stylish.

[minorlaceration@lemmy.world]

You guys really deserve that tax break given how expensive it must be to buy all 34 shoes for your wife.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Oh the plus side, you can go to any shoe store and find great clown shoes!

[datavoid@lemmy.ml]

In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Which dark corner tho?

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Even at just five bucks a shoe, that's $170 every time you go shoe shopping. Brutal. OP's wife must be 4.25 octopuses.

[fizz@lemmy.nz]

Are there any unexpected advantages you've noticed?

[track_shovel@slrpnk.net]

Bro is built like a Gazelle

[model_tar_gz@lemmy.world]

Octopuses wouldn’t wear shoes so the math doesn’t add up.

Now spiders—spiders would wear some stylish kicks you know, not just any $5 shoe.

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Reverse hobbit!

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I'm 5'3 (160 cm) and wear a women's size 12 (euro 42).

[monkeyman512@lemmy.world]

I was thinking mountain goat. Need those smaller feet to stand on narrow ledges.

[otp@sh.itjust.works]

As someone with moderately long but exceptionally wide feet, having tiny feet seems like it'd be much easier to find shoes that fit..

[honeynut@lemm.ee]

u single?

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

One of the hardest things about my job is getting my big hands into small spaces to put a nut on a bolt, etc. He'd probably be a great mechanic.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

An old friend of mine was born with two fingers and a thumb on his right hand. Instead of awkward left hand handshakes he just owns it and freaks people out.