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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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  • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

    Y’all are answering emails?!

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    Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.

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      Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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      • G [email protected]

        You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

        damn that's like a full day for me.

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        That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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          So $13.33/h?

          That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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            So $13.33/h?

            That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

            humanius@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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            Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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              Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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                Before or after tax?

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                  #27

                  Go to a cash dispenser

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                    Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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                    • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                      Go to a cash dispenser

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                      Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                        Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                          I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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                          • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                            Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                            make $40

                            Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                              You guys are getting paid?

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                                Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                                  make $40

                                  Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                                  what about "make" as in "create"

                                  everyone's family explodes in this thread

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                                    Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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                                    • L [email protected]

                                      I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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                                      This is the winner in my book

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                                        Just pick up a shift at work.

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          "loving family"

                                          Oh honey...

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                                          But step bro...

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