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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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      You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

      damn that's like a full day for me.

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      That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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        So $13.33/h?

        That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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          So $13.33/h?

          That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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          Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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            Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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              Before or after tax?

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                Go to a cash dispenser

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                  Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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                    Go to a cash dispenser

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                    Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                      Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                        I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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                        • humanius@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                          make $40

                          Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                            I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                            You guys are getting paid?

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                              Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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                                make $40

                                Doesn't say you have to acquire it personally.

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                                what about "make" as in "create"

                                everyone's family explodes in this thread

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                                  Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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                                    I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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                                    This is the winner in my book

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                                      Just pick up a shift at work.

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                                        "loving family"

                                        Oh honey...

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                                        But step bro...

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                                          am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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