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  • S [email protected]

    The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn't have it.

    They're not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as "American level".

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    The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

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      Brit here. Not once have I heard anyone refer to Oreos this way

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      • J [email protected]

        How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

        I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

        The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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        It's a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.

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          Oreos are just shite bourbons

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            Oreos are just shite bourbons

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            Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

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              Oreos are just shite bourbons

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              Never thought I'd be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.

              I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.

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                Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                  If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                  Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                    Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                    Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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                      If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

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                      And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

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                        Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                        Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                          Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                          Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                            Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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                            (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                              (Maybe they are kosher, sorry. I was just making a joke of ignorance between kosher and halal. Figured we might as well conflate Islam and Judaism)

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                              I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                                I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

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                                Ooooh now that does sound like it could be a good fact

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                                  Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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                                  Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo's and yet... I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.

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                                  • knight_alva@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                    The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

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                                    imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we're watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism

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                                      Hydrox > Oreos

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                                      Yes but so is wet cardboard so that is not a high bar. I never understood why people liked oreos. They're really shitty biscuits, the only thing good about them is the marketing. I think I ate two in my life. The first because people hyped them up, the second because I could not believe they were quite as bad as I remembered because people still seemed to eat them of their own free will. They were actually as bad as they were the first time.

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                                        Americans attempts to be funny with things that never happened.

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