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  • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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    You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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    • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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      2! = 2

      You win this time..

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      • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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        Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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        • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

          Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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          You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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            Remove the friend

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              If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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                The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                  Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                    Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                    • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                      Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                      What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                        What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                        Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                          The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                          How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                          • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                            You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                            Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                              F-18 Hornets.

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                              • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                                Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                  There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                                    Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                                      The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                      Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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                                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                        If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                        • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                                          If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                          Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

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