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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work

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    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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      chokes to death on coffee

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        "Sorry, I didn't see him"

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          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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          The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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            If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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            Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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              The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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              Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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                I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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                    I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                    Congratulations, you made it worse.

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                      The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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                      Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                        I would just fall asleep

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                          Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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                          Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                            Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                              Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                              if not cat owner

                              Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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                                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                                  Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                                  Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                                  The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                    That would not stop a cat

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                                      Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                                      I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                                        Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                                        Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                                        • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                          Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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