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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    chokes to death on coffee

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    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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      "Sorry, I didn't see him"

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        Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

        Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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        The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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          If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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          Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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            The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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            Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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              If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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              I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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                  I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                  Congratulations, you made it worse.

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                    The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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                    Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      I would just fall asleep

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                        Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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                        Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                          Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                            Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                            Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                            if not cat owner

                            Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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                              Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                              As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                                Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                                Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                                The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                                  Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                  Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                  That would not stop a cat

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                                    Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                                    I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                                      Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                                      Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                                        Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                                          looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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