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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    "Sorry, I didn't see him"

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      Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

      Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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      The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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        If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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        Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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          The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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          Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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            If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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            I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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                I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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                Congratulations, you made it worse.

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                  The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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                  Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    I would just fall asleep

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                      Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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                      Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                        Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                          if not cat owner

                          Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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                            Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                            As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                              Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                              Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                              The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                                Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                That would not stop a cat

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                                  Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                                  I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                                    Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                                    Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                                      Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                                        looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                                          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                          Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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