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  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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    I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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      Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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      • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

        How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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        ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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          That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

          But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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          But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

          Work dress code.

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            Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

            Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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            “nuts and gum”

            together at last!

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Why isn’t this the standard?

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              • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                Why isn’t this the standard?

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                Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                  Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                  What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                  • redpostitnote@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    Dies by monitor to face

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                    At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                      Work dress code.

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                      Hehe, fair.

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                        Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                        Magnetic mouse?

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                          I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                          So me on a Wednesday morning after a questionable amount of moonshine the night before?

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                            So me on a Wednesday morning after a questionable amount of moonshine the night before?

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                            For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.

                            You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.

                            That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.

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                              the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.

                              I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.

                              What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair

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                                Magnetic mouse?

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                                A trackball mouse attached to the desk is the obvious solution. Velcro would work.

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                                  Magnetic mouse?

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                                  If there's one thing I like it's resistance as I move my mouse

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                                    Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                                    Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

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                                      For some chronic illnesses. Yeah. But imagine that for life. And that’s the best you feel. It can get worse. Sometimes for long periods, you don’t know if you will get back even to the that “shitty best you feel”. And even at your best, you barely feel a fraction as good as a healthy person.

                                      You don’t get to feel okay your birthday, or on christmas, or when you need to do something special. You just feel ill, like a bad hangover or bad flu, in perpetuity.

                                      That’s the reality for a lot of severe chronic illnesses.

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                                      That's me today! I'm playing my favorite game: chronic illness or acute illness?

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                                        What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                                        What's an interrobang‽

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                                          Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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                                          Oh America, what will you think up next?

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