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    I guess you're* the expert.

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      I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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      Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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        The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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        • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

          not as chewy, either.

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          what a day to have eyes

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            Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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              The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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              Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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              • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                  Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                  Oh god I'm close keep going

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                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                    Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                      Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                      You'd be surprised.

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                        Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                        ☺️ 🏳️‍🌈👋 Happy pride!

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                          No.

                          My the expert.

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                            I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                            Like a pp corndog

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                              Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                              makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                              • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                                wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                                Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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                                  Oh god I'm close keep going

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                                  🌰 🥜 🔩

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                                    It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                    Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                      Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                        Altar boy?

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                                        what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Um excuse me?

                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                          Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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