Avocado
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I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
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The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
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not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
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Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
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The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
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It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
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Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I'm close keep going
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I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
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Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You'd be surprised.
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Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
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No.
My the expert.
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I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
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Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
wrote on last edited by [email protected]makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
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wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!
Just don’t forget to bring your nachos
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Oh god I'm close keep going
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It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
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Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
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Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
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Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I'd eat more avocado if that was true.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
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makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.
I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers
fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌....Nothing else has or ever will compare
... Especially dirty dick people 
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