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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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    • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

      not as chewy, either.

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      what a day to have eyes

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        Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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          The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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          Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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          • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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            Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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              Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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              Oh god I'm close keep going

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                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                  Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                  You'd be surprised.

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                    Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                    ☺️ 🏳️‍🌈👋 Happy pride!

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                      No.

                      My the expert.

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                        I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                        Like a pp corndog

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                          Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                          makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                          • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                            wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                            Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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                              Oh god I'm close keep going

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                              🌰 🥜 🔩

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                                It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                  Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                  Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                    Altar boy?

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                                    what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Um excuse me?

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                      Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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                                        makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                                        I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

                                        I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

                                        ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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                                          It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                          Thank you!

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