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  • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    not as chewy, either.

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    what a day to have eyes

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      Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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      • V [email protected]

        The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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        Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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        • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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          Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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            Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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            Oh god I'm close keep going

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            • F [email protected]

              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                You'd be surprised.

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                • V [email protected]

                  Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                  ☺️ 🏳️‍🌈👋 Happy pride!

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                  • B [email protected]
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                    No.

                    My the expert.

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                    • D [email protected]

                      I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                      Like a pp corndog

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                        Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                        #104

                        makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                        • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                          wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                          Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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                            Oh god I'm close keep going

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                            🌰 🥜 🔩

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                            • E [email protected]

                              It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                              Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                                Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                  Altar boy?

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                                  what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Um excuse me?

                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                    #110

                                    Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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                                      makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                                      I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

                                      I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

                                      ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                        Thank you!

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                                          🌰 🥜 🔩

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                                          Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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