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  • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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    Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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      Oh god I'm close keep going

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      🌰 🥜 🔩

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        It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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          Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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          Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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            Altar boy?

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            what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Um excuse me?

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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              Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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              • F [email protected]

                makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

                I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

                ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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                • P [email protected]

                  It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                  Thank you!

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                    🌰 🥜 🔩

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                    Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                      Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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                        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                        maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          Fucking hell

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                              Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                AI says what?

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                  This is gold. Thank you.

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                                  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    AI says what?

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                                      Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                      Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                          Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                                          Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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