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    Oh god I'm close keep going

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    🌰 🥜 🔩

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    • E [email protected]

      It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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        Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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        • S [email protected]

          Altar boy?

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          what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Um excuse me?

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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            Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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            • F [email protected]

              makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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              I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

              I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

              ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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              • P [email protected]

                It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                Thank you!

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                  🌰 🥜 🔩

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                  Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                    Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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                      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                      maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        Fucking hell

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                          Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                            Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                              AI says what?

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                This is gold. Thank you.

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                                • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                  AI says what?

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                                    Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                    Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                        Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                                        Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                          Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                          Probably a research assistant

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