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  • E [email protected]

    It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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    Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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      Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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      • S [email protected]

        Altar boy?

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        what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Um excuse me?

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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          Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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          • F [email protected]

            makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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            I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

            I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

            ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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            • P [email protected]

              It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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              Thank you!

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                🌰 🥜 🔩

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                Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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                • F [email protected]

                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                  Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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                    Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                    maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                      Fucking hell

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                        • L [email protected]

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                          Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                            AI says what?

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                              This is gold. Thank you.

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                              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                AI says what?

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                                • K [email protected]

                                  Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                                  Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                    • H [email protected]

                                      Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                                      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                        Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                        Probably a research assistant

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                                          Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                          Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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